Saturday, August 18, 2012

Indian Politicians and the fascination for white clothes



I was at Jai Hind @ Laxmi road, shopping for some new clothes. The billing department is on the ground floor, alongside the section where raw cloth for suitings and shirtings are sold. It was municipal election time in Pune, and lot of white-clad local wanna-be politicians were queued up to buy fine Italian white linen at rates as high as 5000 Rs meter. Assuming 2/2.5 metres is needed for a dress, imagine spending 10000+ rupees on daily wear clothes, that in Indian political climate would not stay “white” (pun intended)



So next time you see marriage guests all clad in pure white, in white Scorpios/Fotuner/Endevour in Baner/Pashan area for kin of local crorepati ex-farmers/politicians – don’t underestimate the value of the simple looking white clothes, each is at least worth 10 K 

Reading time..

Cooking gas (unless your apt building provides the piped variety) continues to be in shortage. I myself have waited in a 2 hour queue on a Saturday morning to get a refill. Here is an extreme case of robbers looking only for the gas cylinders and leaving behind everything else!




http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/chennai/Cooking-gas-turns-dear-leads-to-snatching-of-cylinders-in-Chennai/articleshow/12553541.cms



Outsourcing

Now wanna be singers outsourcing the creation of a music video to India!

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/17/business/media/outsourcing-extends-to-creative-work.html?hpw

Easy Money!

CELL CAST


The graveyard shift, on till 2 am and beyond, is a different world on television. Interactive 'live' television. Every show boasts a ridiculously easy contest: identify the actor or cricketer in the puzzle. The right answer can win you anything from Rs 2,000 to Rs 85,000. The catch: you might have to spend a lifetime at the virtual 'waiting lounge' till your call gets through, if at all and that too at Rs 12/minute!!



UTV Bindass, Imagine, India TV, E-24, and Zee TV endorse these shows.



http://www.mid-day.com/specials/2010/mar/280310-midnight-television-phone-quiz-contests-play.htm



Movie review - Vicky Donor

Vicky Donor is doing excellently – a nice watch . The “donation” here is of sperm donation – the topic’s slickly packaged as an overall ‘family’ movie.




Nice song from the movie, sung by the hero himself - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaVoWbyx-7U&feature=related



VJ/TV Host Ayushman makes his acting debut. Popular 1 liners –

• If I donate something to Wikipedia, will I be called “Wiki-Donor”?



Choice!

The problem in today’s life is too much choice:




Buying a phone (for those not having a single point agenda of an I-phone)– with similar features, similar price range – you will still need to decide between a minimum of 5 model. Ditto for TVs, or any other gadgets..



Recently had my home painted. My preferred color – off-white. The Asian Paints brochure had 23 shades in the “off-white” category 

Final selection made by closing the eyes, and asking Yash to choose any of the 5-6 ones that I had shortlisted 

What can you buy for 1990 INR?

After features like projector, universal remote etc, here is the latest from another China-made phone – Celkon. The phone has


32 pre-loaded movies, and additional 4 GB data free

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SIEiuHhn1I



Already seen being used on various Pan tapris in Pune!

Virat Kohli is in the ad currently showing during IPL – punchline – talking to a girl in a DVD store – whose falling DVDs are caught expertly by Virat – Fielding to theek thaak kar leta hu mai. Tumse jyaada movies to mere phone me hai, but address book khali hai – jara apna number likh dena 



Talking about mobile apps, Bacchan Junior is busy selling an Idea 3G phone, with apps like a Lie Detector and Mosquito Repellant

Whew!

Goa trip - 2012

Had a good 4 day trip to Goa, where beer continues to be cheaper than petrol – even though the petrol prices were brought down by 15Rs in Goa, making the cheapest in India. (Petrol in Pune 71 Rs, Petrol in Goa 54 Rs)




The earlier “high” point for revelers returning back from Goa was to carry back 4-5 “khamba” of Whiskly/Vodka/Rum back to Maharashtra due to the 100% cost difference for the same bottle in Goa vs Maharashtra (630 ml Kingfisher in Pune – 95, In Goa – 45).

An addition to smuggling alcohol, the new in-thing is returning with a “tank full” of Goa petrol!



@ Start

We had taken a self driven rental Innova from Girikand travels, with all rental procedures similar to an Avis/Hertx, including the rental jacket with the details of the rental etc.



• Since self-driven rentals are still a rarity in India, you need to a deposit a “blank” cheque when renting the car as a surety that you don’t run away.



• You take it full, you return it tank full, but with a caveat that when returning, it has to be filled up only at the Company Owned, Company Operated (COCO) pump in front of RTO 



Pune-Kolhapur-Nipani-a short journey thru Karnataka-back to Maharashtra-Sawantwadi-Goa – made it in around 9 hours - excellent roads all through. Out of which @ 40 minutes spent at 5-6 toll booths on the way.



@ Reaching Goa

The ‘rental’ license plates ensured we got stopped/checked on the Maharashtra side of the border, and with a 100 rs “tax” we entered Goa.



@ Dry Day in Goa

There were local panchayat elections in North Goa, and Goa’s version of a dry day was “no alcohol after 11 PM through 9 AM” – meaning keep the voters sane during the night, so that they can vote during the day 



Lot of noise was raised over loss of business due to the 11 PM restriction, and was immediately extended to 11.30 PM the next day 



It was a more of a ‘ZNMD’ trip for us, so all 3 days were pretty much about sea/swimming pool/beer/fish/more beer/some more beer.



@ Russians / CEE folks in Goa

Going by the number of Russian/CEE tourists in Goa, majority of the shops displaying stuff in Cyrillic, hotels stocking lot of books in CEE languages, Russian could be very well become one of the official ‘state’ languages!



During the northern hemisphere winter – Americans choose Mexico, Hawaii or the Caribbean, Rich Europeans do Mauritius/Seychelles etc, Relatively poorer CEE/Russians come by chartered plane-loads to Goa!



@ return

After the mandatory buying of cashew nuts , and cheap “khambas” – this time got stopped at both the Goa & Maharastra checkposts. Had kept an half consumed bottle of Vodka to publish – this is the only stuff we are carrying back, and managed to ‘smuggle’ in rest of the stuff.